Men

Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is a daddy.
- Frenchy, Grease

I like that quote because its true for about 60% of all men. Men are pigs, confusing, dogs, amoebas, and every other word you can use to describe them at their worst. But there are some men who make up the 40% that are so worth waiting for. I haven't met my other half yet but I am looking forward to not having to put up with the stupid shenanigans anymore. I honestly don't understand the male psyche at all. Oh well I am looking forward to meeting the man of my dreams. I can't wait to be swept off my feet. It will be a nice change.